Again, from one of the readers at Eschaton
"Voting for Bush may cause war, famine, domestic unrest, nostalgia for Clinton, tin ear syndrome, runaway deficits, diareaha, vomiting, restrictions in freedom of movement and expression, distortion of reality, feelings of guilt and remorse for complicity in war crimes. In extreme cases, voting for Bush leads to the shutting down of all cognitive processes. Please do not vote for Bush if you have the following: intelligence, balls, love of country, love of fellowman and/or a sense of self-worth. Please consult yourself, before voting for Bush. Voting for Bush may not be appropriate if you have dark skin."
cheney_usa (firstname.lastname@example.org) 03.12.04 - 12:00 am
That is excellent and accurate parody!