"Teen Arrested for Sexually Abusing HerselfI wish I had something pithy to add, but this just boggles my mind... Oh my god (small 'g'), I took pictures of my brother naked when he was 5 or 6 yrs old, and I was about 10 yrs old. I did it because I was your typical sadistic older brother. Do you think I could get life in prison? Should I destroy all the negatives and prints? Are any of my readers lawyers? Or better yet, are any of my readers Supreme Court Justices that I can take duck hunting? I wouldn't be trying to influence your decision in my case, and I don't own an Air Force 2, but I'd be willing to rent an old Cessna. Really, I'd just like to have some fun killing harmless water fowl with huge shot guns; the particulars of my case wouldn't have to come up in conversation and we wouldn't have to even share the same bed...Or, whatever Scalia and Cheney said would work for me, too. I believe in precedence.
From the AP, via USA Today: 'A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said. ... She has been charged with sexual abuse of children, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography.'
What's next, arresting a 14 year old boy caught masterbating [sic] for Child Molestation?"