A call to Baby Bush for US military support
A putsch has succeeded in spite of my best efforts. I know the US military is tied down in its efforts to liberate people who have no desire to be liberated, but I'm willing to hold on line for the next to be liberated. The editorial staff at 'Radically Inept' has been violently overthrown by 'SHE who must not be named', and we are now, sadly, having to include pieces by new writers.
Against my more informed position (and a loaded 1944 German Lugar to my head), Rick Eddy will now have his own occasional column. I apologize to those of you who expected a higher standard of journalistic ethics from a publishing venture using 'inept' in their title.
On the bright side (everything from here on in will be optimistic), you will soon have several writers providing in-put to this fine, non-published publication.
Dear VP Cheney, I could use military support against these terrorists, and I have access to oil. Most of the oil is stuff my cousins dumped in the backyard when they used to do their own oil changes, but by now, it should be a bonanza of pre-processed and refined oil. All you'd have to do is seperate the red clay.