The Rick Eddy Bio
After 6 1/2 years in the Army, I did a brief stint as a bagman for the Dixie Mob. Wanting to retire, and knowing their retirement program, I went underground and followed the Greatful Dead. While doing the "DEAD", I was approached by the FBI to be a paid informant. After turning in all my friends for drug trafficking, I refused the witness protection program, and started a new life as a homeless drunk. After getting out of DeTox for the fourth time, I got a job as a fund raiser for the Republican Party. Here I set up a successful enterprise blackmailing Republican candidates for national office. I made so much money that I retired and for a period, I worked 13 hours a day at two jobs to avoid boredom, but both those jobs have since been outsourced to India, under claims that they could handle it cheaper. I still say, i'f you aint ever lived in a trailer, what the hell do you know about Camaro's'?