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Friday, May 07, 2004
  The Draft is back! Well, not yet, but...

Via lies.com comes DRAFT REGISTRATION: United States Armed Forces:
"Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.

Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training."
Which is pretty cute.

But in reality, I wonder how many Americans are even fit for duty. How many of them are too over-weight? Smart enough? On medication for being hyper (I don't want the guy behind me's medication running out when he's holding a gun), depressed, suffering from belief in the MTV world reality. Oh, that's right, we don't want homosexuals. And, the wealthy get well deserved exemptions because they can contribute so much more to our country's efforts by looting the corporate coffers and stealing tax dollars by selling the military bad equipment.

So, that leaves you, do the fighting for us. Thanks. 
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