Screw teaching, I want to spend money to become a Motivational Speaker
Thanks to Drunken Monkey Style Blogging
for this nice little link: Motivational Speaking - Become a Motivational Speaker - Motivational Speaking Jobs - Professional Speaking - Career as Speaker
. Please note, you can't copy and paste text, i.e. quotes. Yes, I apologize in advance to any reader who is moronic enough to send these people money.
"Industry secrets, Inside tips" my ass. If you want a business plan, start your own web site promoting a book on tips on how to get rich. In the meantime, scout the web, cut and paste garbage platitudes from CEOs, call it a book, and deliver that when the orders for the book comes in.
Oh, did I mention that I have an Uncle in Zambewe that has a fortune tied up in foreign banks? And if you would provide me your financial data, I'll have them forward CHOOSE ONE: $5 million dollars,
Wow, just got hit by something like a virus, maybe
I was in the midst of the comment above when the keyboard went dead. I looked down and noticed an odd icon in my tray. It looked like a 'stop watch', though a somewhat crude rendering, and Symantecs Norton's icon had disappeared. When my curser drifted over the icon (the curser kept working), a label came up saying "FilterKeys", and I could not right click on it.
I ran SpyBot - Search and Destroy, but came up clean. Called a buddy to see if there was any word out on this virus, and he said the chatrooms seemed dead. Well, he's the techie guru, and he said try turning off and on the computer. Geez, the only thing worse than starting with that old trick is that it seems to have worked. The Icon of Death is gone, and obviously, I'm using my keyboard. However, I pose this is a warning, but also, if you should suddenly find no new postings at Radically Inept, well, the stop watch may have struck again, or still. I'm getting ready to shut down for the night, and I'll run a Norton's check with the latest update. Hope for the best.
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