Thanks, but I think you have the wrong guy
This is an open post to - MR Peter Abba (private box: firstname.lastname@example.org), Banking Operations, Union Bank of Nigeria Plc, and MR Tunde Owolabi, Manager of Bills/Exchange at the Foreign Operations Department of Ecobank Nigeria Plc -
Thank you for your kind consideration. However, I regret to inform you that I am not the person you may think I am. No one I know, and especially no relatives, have died in plane or car crashes in Africa at any time, but certainly not w/in the past 10 years. Further, I doubt that even if you added up all the wealth in my extended family, we would still not have the amount of funds to which you refer. So, while I'd like to have the funds, I feel that I can not, in all honesty, accept them.
Lastly, I'm not stupid enough to reply to your emails, and certainly will not be providing you w/ any financial information, what so ever.
Gentlemen, if you would kindly quit emailing me this same offer, over and over, year after year, I would be most appreciative. In fact, I must confess that I resent the fact that when I set up my email filters to blacklist your email addresses, you insist on randomly changing your addresses. Please desist.
I am sure that you can find Plenty of idiots to respond to your con jobs, so I am unsure as to why you keep sending me these offers in the face of my repeated rejections.
In closing, I am sincerely hopeful that the legal authorities will at some point find you. Perhaps they will arrange for you to be taken into custody as financial terrorists, in which case you could be handed over to the US military and placed in one of our secret prisons.